Livin' on the Hedge

Who are we? Just three squirrels who game.
We have, like, a million fandoms. We just reblog things we like, and sometimes shitpost.
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positive-memes:

I don’t know who needed this but here.

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sydsir:

raymond vs cucumber

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mythriteshah:

The time has come once again to celebrate the Little Ladies’ Day festival - a time for women of all races to be treated as the princesses they were meant to be!  Doubly so for the Higuri Regalia, whose ruling clan has adopted a noble (and, to some, adorable) tradition based on the Tale of the Lost Lady, Edvya Thorne.

To those unaware: the Tale of the Lost Lady culminated with Baldric Thorne - Ul’dah’s Sultan of eld - serving as a commoner’s seneschal for a full day’s time due to the mistreatment of said commoner under allegations of kidnapping his beloved daughter, Edvya.  From Baldric’s own lips did he state that “no young woman, regardless of her standing, should be denied the respect due all citizens of the sultanate; that all girls, common or noble, are ‘ladies’ in their own right.”

This tale was held in the highest of regards within Thiij’s family.  So much, in fact, that they had adopted a new tradition where the males of the family would serve as loyal retainers to their significant others.  If they did not possess one, they had full liberty to serve as seneschal to any woman in whom they were interested, regardless of whether or not the receiving party was aware of their aforementioned interest.

Hence, after several long winters spent bringing his empire to prosperity, Lord Thiji has made the decision to uphold his family tradition once more - by serving as the seneschal to the ladies of Eorzea during the Little Ladies’ festival.

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What does this entail for the community, you may ask?  To the women of Eorzea and beyond, this means that, on select points in time during Little Ladies’ Day, the Mythrite Suites, located in the 60th plot in Shirogane’s 16th Ward, will be open.  Males are encouraged to attend and mingle, but special treatment will be provided for the women through precious items.

Lord Thiji will make his post on an ornate stage, where he will address the women as “Princesses,” and inquire as to how he may bring happiness to them in the form of a given item within their stock.  These items include, but are not limited to:


  • Minions

  • Corsages

  • Clothing

  • Weapons (Crafted upon request)

This event, which will be known as the “Princesses’ Gathering”, shall occur on the 6th and 7th Suns of the 2nd Astral Moon (6 & 7 March, respectively), as well as the 13th and 14th Suns of the 2nd Astral Moon (13 & 14 March, respectively), providing four chances to enjoy the Little Ladies’ Day festivities and the Regalia’s own unique hospitality (Times are: 7PM - 10PM EST).

A special surprise is also in store for those who attend - male or femaleLord Thiji looks forward to serving you, and we thank you for choosing the Higuri Regalia, Where There is Power in Beauty.

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mythriteshah:

The time has come once again to celebrate the Little Ladies’ Day festival - a time for women of all races to be treated as the princesses they were meant to be!  Doubly so for the Higuri Regalia, whose ruling clan has adopted a noble (and, to some, adorable) tradition based on the Tale of the Lost Lady, Edvya Thorne.

To those unaware: the Tale of the Lost Lady culminated with Baldric Thorne - Ul’dah’s Sultan of eld - serving as a commoner’s seneschal for a full day’s time due to the mistreatment of said commoner under allegations of kidnapping his beloved daughter, Edvya.  From Baldric’s own lips did he state that “no young woman, regardless of her standing, should be denied the respect due all citizens of the sultanate; that all girls, common or noble, are ‘ladies’ in their own right.”

This tale was held in the highest of regards within Thiij’s family.  So much, in fact, that they had adopted a new tradition where the males of the family would serve as loyal retainers to their significant others.  If they did not possess one, they had full liberty to serve as seneschal to any woman in whom they were interested, regardless of whether or not the receiving party was aware of their aforementioned interest.

Hence, after several long winters spent bringing his empire to prosperity, Lord Thiji has made the decision to uphold his family tradition once more - by serving as the seneschal to the ladies of Eorzea during the Little Ladies’ festival.

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What does this entail for the community, you may ask?  To the women of Eorzea and beyond, this means that, on select points in time during Little Ladies’ Day, the Mythrite Suites, located in the 60th plot in Shirogane’s 16th Ward, will be open.  Males are encouraged to attend and mingle, but special treatment will be provided for the women through precious items.

Lord Thiji will make his post on an ornate stage, where he will address the women as “Princesses,” and inquire as to how he may bring happiness to them in the form of a given item within their stock.  These items include, but are not limited to:


  • Minions

  • Corsages

  • Clothing

  • Weapons (Crafted upon request)

This event, which will be known as the “Princesses’ Gathering”, shall occur on the 6th and 7th Suns of the 2nd Astral Moon (6 & 7 March, respectively), as well as the 13th and 14th Suns of the 2nd Astral Moon (13 & 14 March, respectively), providing four chances to enjoy the Little Ladies’ Day festivities and the Regalia’s own unique hospitality (Times are: 7PM - 10PM EST).

A special surprise is also in store for those who attend - male or femaleLord Thiji looks forward to serving you, and we thank you for choosing the Higuri Regalia, Where There is Power in Beauty.

anneuhken:

“here’s a penny for your thoughts, and a quarter to not tell me them”

B A B E

anneuhken:

actual dialogue:

“to your battle stations, boys! it’s time to line up and see who’s tall enough for the roller coaster to hell!! some of us may not survive this, but the ones that do will get the ultimate reward…. paid.”

anneuhken:

my kid has started to write stories and like, no lies, they’re funny as fuck

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irenydraws:

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so quite a lot of people expressed interest in a guide to lion dance! and since the lunar new year is coming up in a couple weeks, which means everyone’s exposure to lions is probably going to increase, i figured i’d go ahead and make it! right click + open in new tab to fullview, etc etc, i hope it’s helpful, although if you only take one thing away from this powerpoint, it’s this: lions are not dragons

disclaimer: i learned fut san style at an american university, and the senior members of the troupe were almost all from hong kong and taiwan, so most of my knowledge is drawn from what they taught me. lion dance varies widely depending on the style and the country of origin, and many schools do things differently! this is just an attempt to establish a baseline and give you a really basic intro to one of my favorite art forms. :)

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mythriteshah:

Pg. 6: ♍High Seraph’s Wings (Ultima)♍

“Masterpiece among the scions created by the gods, and the mastermind of the plot to rise against them. Prior to her betrayal, she was tasked with guiding souls to heaven and aiding in their reincarnation. Called the High Seraph for her angelic wings of glimmering gold, yet it was on wings of deepest black that the tainted angel Ultima rose against the gods. Since her fall, her heart is without light, and impossible to know.”

A unique introduction in the annals of fashion: a lustrous dress bearing a set of wings for the wearer to carry, flaunt, and flourish.  This New World-inspired dress fit for dancers is created in the likeness of the eponymous Ultima prior to Her transformation.  Down of white and blue adorn the skirt and top, and the glimmering golden-red wings resemble that of a dramatic sunrise - a result of Thavnairian ingenuity.

Upon the head rests a circlet with a teardrop-shaped stone made of the purest Sapphire.  This is none other than the Holy Stone of Virgo, the Maiden, and completes the ensemble.  Modeling for this masterwork is a recent addition to the Higuri Regalia’s roster of Angels: Playful Blossom, a graceful Hellsguard Roegadyn whose as gorgeous as she is deadly.

Blessed be the gallivanting maiden who takes up and spreads the High Seraph’s Wings, and may her immaculate wings uplift the fashionless souls she touches as they rise anew.

(Credit and thanks to https://artistsnclients.com/people/sapphrix for the creation of this masterpiece!)

ffxiv-lalashell:

As a commemorative gift for being an honorary Angel of the Higuri Regalia, Sasata Sata of the Sanguine Sirens was given her own Reveler’s Hakama, with a complimentary set of the Tanzanite Whorl-Gazer’s Embellishments (mask not shown) - straight from the Eikon Collection.

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gayaceinspace:

averyiscoldpizza:

fairytalephantasy:

cuddlingwithsatan:

ottermatopoeia:

what a beautiful wedding

said a bridesmaid to a waiter

yes but what a shame

the poor grooms bride is a llama

What? A llama?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!

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isei-silva:

xekstrin:

crappysketches:

I seriously could have done something far more useful with my time…

 don’t ever regret the time spent on this

too cute

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angus-mcdonald-official:

When Tal put this on Cad’s playlist, I really had no choice

  • Yuri, with an Australian Accent: Yandere’s a good job, mate. It’s challenging work, You get critics, I guarantee you won’t go hungry. Coz at the end of the day, long there are two doki’s on the planet, someone’s gonna want someone dead.
  • *Violence ensues*
  • Yuri, on the phone: Dad, I’m a- *Sighs* I’m not a crazed butcher, Dad, I’m an anime trope. Well the difference being one of them is a job, the other’s a mental sickness.
  • Yuri: I’ll be honest.My parents do not care for it.
  • *More violence ensues, Yuri stabs Monika in the chest, and she falls over dead*
  • Yuri: Feelings?! Look, mate. You know who has a lot of feelings? Kotonoha from School Days.
  • *She looks at the camera, with a knowing smile, temporarily drooping the Aussie accent*
  • Yuri: You know what I’m talking about.
  • *Aussie accent returns*
  • Yuri: Professionals have standards. Be polite.
  • *Politely mourns Monika*
  • Yuri: Be well read, and have a plan to stab everyone you meet.
  • *Yuri runs at the screen screaming, Team Fortress 2 End title*
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raintalker:

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chongoblog:

You’re gonna have a good time

Megalovania if it was in major key rather than minor key

Song plays during a montage of Frisk and Sans having good times.

Have some random heartwarm chickenscribbles to the music ♥

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@thisisbigaudiodynamite

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